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nicole

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2011-02-08 13-53-10

So my condo neighbor who owns the cottage behind my house is putting his house on the market next week. There has been a flurry of activity in the garden between our homes as various workers have come and g The hammering and pounding and shouting workmen have all been tolerable. But not the Coughing Guy. I think the Coughing Guy is a gardener. Whatever he is, he has been walking around the backyard all morning COUGHING. What's worse is that he has this sort of huffing cough, which sounds exactly like the warning huff/bark a dog gives when it hears a strange sound. The sound is driving my three dogs WILD. COUGHING MAN: COUGH CHIHUAHUA: woof HANK: gRRR CHIHUAHUA: YAP! HANK: BARK! CHIHUAHUA: YAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAP..... HANK: BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK MAYNARD: WOOOOOF WOOOOF WOOOOOF (30 second chorus of dogs barking) ME: OHMYGODSHUTUPALLOFYOU!!!! Silence for 15 seconds. COUGHING MAN: COUGH repeat for three hours!!!! ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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  • scherb

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    2011-02-09 19-10-18

    stupid little dog won't bite! Unless the man has sensitive eardrums, she can't cause much damage. Hank, on the other hand, has been known to run in for an ankle nip, but only if they reach for him first.
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    2011-02-10 12-50-42

    Bring the poor dude some tea with honey & lemon! Do they make ear plugs for dogs?
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    2011-02-10 16-28-46

    I hadn't thought of that probably I also have some expectorant around here somewhere. Your mind works in a much kinder way than mine does. I was contemplating sticking my head out the back door and yelling, "Quitcher goddamned coughing!"
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    2011-02-11 22-08-39

    I think your gardener lives next door to me. All damn day and night, for years, my next door neighbour is hacking and coughing. I've never seen him smoke, but it sounds like a smoker's cough. It's disgusting. If my dog decided to bark every time this guy hacked up an internal organ, I think I'd go insane.
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    2011-02-12 10-36-01

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