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2011-02-08 17-18-07

G'morning kinkfo-joke for ya You have lived to be 71 and know who you are...then along comes someone and blows it all to hell........ An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.' She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women.' The sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' He replied, 'Hell, I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian.'
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2011-02-09 10-49-43

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    Cute one! I have from the Joke fo I'll have to find it tho. ((((8))))
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    poker players .. 85wildwiley ..04/06 17:12:14 Two couples were playing poker evening. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down to pick them up, he noticed Bill's wife, Sue, wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress. Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?" Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well indeed, he did. She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500." After taking a minute or to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, John confirmed that he was interested. She told him that since her husband, Bill, works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, John should be at her house around 2pm Friday. When Friday rolled around, and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500, they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed. John quickly dressed and left. As usual, Bill came home from work at 6pm and upon entering the house, asked his wife abruptly, "Did John come by the house this afternoon?" With a lump in her throat, Sue answered, "Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon." Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?" In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes in fact he did give me $500." Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. John came by my office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back." Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player!
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    I meant to say TY! and thnks for your response, My Man has been reading up around here, interested & checkig up on me! LOL! He took that pic of me & when he saw it cropped like it is and on here he didn't think it was me! LOL! He had to look close! Nice compliment from him. Does your GF ever read or come on here? ((((x))))
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    I meant to say TY! and thnks for your response, My Man has been reading up around here, interested & checkig up on me! LOL! He took that pic of me & when he saw it cropped like it is and on here he didn't think it was me! LOL! He had to look close! Nice compliment from him. Does your GF ever read or come on here? ((((x))))
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